Monday, October 16, 2023

Sculpture of Diana Vreeland's Head

 It's 6 inches tall and I can make casts in wax, for candles, or in plaster, which can be painted.






Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Makeup

It's just color on your face. Why do people treat me like I'm crazy?







Tuesday, September 8, 2015

The Unmentionables

A story about underwear that's tired of being dumped on so it escapes to pursue its' dreams.

Being a three year old's first pair of underwear is a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it. After seeing what happened to the diapers, Tinkle hopes that job will be somebody else's.

I wrote it as a screenplay and turned it into a comic that was pitched around by an agent. The last person to see it was Snoop Dogg's manager. Had Snoop Dogg agreed to play a pair of underwear I wrote, I would have retired, having reached my biggest dreams.


Jezebel wrote about one of my articles.

http://jezebel.com/today-in-good-ideas-post-mastectomy-bat-nipples-1151582509

Since then I worry I was a little cavalier about losing one's nipples but I was too close to it at that time and wanted to lift spirits more than anything.

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Self Portraits

I sent this in to the Mad Men contest. It was rejected for inappropriate content.


So then I sent this one, which was totally acceptable.