Tuesday, September 8, 2015

The Unmentionables

A story about underwear that's tired of being dumped on so it escapes to pursue its' dreams.

Being a three year old's first pair of underwear is a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it. After seeing what happened to the diapers, Tinkle hopes that job will be somebody else's.

I wrote it as a screenplay and turned it into a comic that was pitched around by an agent. The last person to see it was Snoop Dogg's manager. Had Snoop Dogg agreed to play a pair of underwear I wrote, I would have retired, having reached my biggest dreams.


Jezebel wrote about one of my articles.

http://jezebel.com/today-in-good-ideas-post-mastectomy-bat-nipples-1151582509

Since then I worry I was a little cavalier about losing one's nipples but I was too close to it at that time and wanted to lift spirits more than anything.